2. No going to bed before 6am.

3. No sleeping in the chatroom.

4. Always use porn to bribe the founder.

5. Only shirts that have "OK" written on them are permitted.

6. Changing your nick to Cool_whatever will not make you as cool as Cool_Dave.

7. No annoying people who can kick you out.

8. The Rock is not allowed to be referred to as "the icon".

9. Insulting someone behind their back is not allowed unless you are certain they wont find out about it.

10. Everyone must know Crush's "Cold Crush" song from Wrestlemania The Album by heart.

11. Everyone must refer to Hades-the-Phantom as the sexiest man on the west coast.

12. Everyone must refer to Bret "Hitman" Hart as the greatest wrestler of all time.

13. No Bret Hart bashing of any kind.

14. Stalking Tarqlet is not permitted. Offenders will be prosecuted.