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Friday, September 24, 2004

-- Heather's been home a little while now, she remembers absolutely nothing, which is kinda cool to take walk down memory lane to tell her all kinds of stuff, but at the same time must be really scarey for her. She's doing ok though, under the circumstances.

-- MI Smooth has returned from his Afghanistan "visit". Welcome back Smooth!

Tuesday, September 21, 2004

-- I have some serious news to pass along. I know this will come as a shock to everyone who knows her, but I want to pass along a message regarding Heather to her friends. Recently, Heather found out she has a brain tumor and basically that she had about year left to live if she didn't get any sort of treatment. Last week she had surgery to have it removed. She's made it through surgery ok, but as a result she has lost her memory. Doctors say she should get her memory back in a few months or so, but until then she probably won't remember anything, she doesn't even remember her family, so go easy on her. I'm told she'll be coming home today which happens to be her Birthday so I just wanted to let everyone know, and to be aware of that fact.

Happy Birthday Heather!

Wednesday, June 09, 2004

-- Justin aka Triple J has been very clingy lately, not sure whats up with that.

-- In other highly anticipated news doay is pregnant! Again or for real this time? Nobody knows...

Monday, March 15, 2004

-- A reliable source has informed me that Loyalty-Is-Dead is infact still around and not dead, as Johnny_Cool previously thought. Apparently he has decided to go else where to annoy people with his argumentative conversation.

Thursday, March 11, 2004

-- It's finally happened. No one expected it would, but it did. #WWF was taken over in a revolution. Appearently lead by {^Paul^}, him and a few others took #WWF easily as the former owner's nick expired. Afterwards Proxi who had been running the show there was removed from her position and banned from the room. She has retreated to her formerly successful room of #WWFSuperstars, which today is not what it used to be. I personally think its about time something dramatic happened. Look at the last update, its been almost a year since anything news worthy happened and that updated was a pure waste of time.

-- In other news Loyalty-Is-Dead no longer seems to be on dalnet anymore. Johnny_Cool suspects he has passed away, but no one knows for sure.

-- Hades-the-Phantom aka Robocock sucks because he doesn't have mIRC on his PC anymore. Oh yea, and Heather sucks too, as always!

Wednesday, April 23, 2003

-- As reported yesterday, and as everyone expected, the annoucement turned out to be nothing more then a pure waste of time. You heard it here first!

Tuesday, April 22, 2003

-- In another yet stunning developement, the #WWESuperstars page has posted that a major announcement by Loyalty-Is-Dead is coming soon and it will shock the entire world of DALnet! Is this just more bs & a ploy to keep people checking the site or is there really some big announcement on the way, well don't bother checking the #WWESuperstars site, if its worth hearing, we'll have it for you here.

Saturday, April 05, 2003

-- Hades made an unexpected visit to the channel yesterday and said that he would be back online most likely after his next paycheck. In more interesting news, he let everyone know how sexy Dave looks in his Spiderman costume. During Hades visit it was also brought to attention that Inferno hasn't been around. No news on why.

-- Dave has announced he is actually going to step into this decade and move from dialup to cable. This comes after he spent months debating whether he wanted to let the cable guy into his house. Its rumored he just didn't want his mass porn collection discovered.

Monday, March 25, 2003

-- Today in the news, RAW Chatters were appalled to find out that most people that voted on a YTV.com webpoll saying they would rather be Anime character Yugi from the Japanese Anime series Yu-Gi-Oh instead of the great Saiyen fighter known as Goku from Dragonball Z. While Ranchy_McSmutbag & Cool_Dave voiced their opinions on the subject, MI-Smooth remained neutral as he was poundering thoughts of Pokemon after realizing they still exsist. GregMS later stated he also was equally appalled.

-- DIWF chatters got a good laugh today when Stewie-McHagis proved his dumbness when asking what shortcut keys were and where he could get some earlier today. This came only after he got annoyed with the icons in mIRC and also refused to learn how to use his mouse properly.

-- Publius announced his intensions for WWE Superstar Rob Van Dam saying, if he were gay he would have a crush on RVD. When suggested about have a cush on the similar looking Jean Claude Van Dam, Publius responded by saying Jean Claude couldn't last as long as RVD, and apparently he thinks RVD would have better "moves" in the sac.

-- A heated arguement broke out today while everyone in the channel was watching the Y2J/Shawn Michaels segment on Raw. Initially the arguement was over whether Y2J was truly greater then Michaels as he claimed. The channel was pretty even on both sides of the debate, but when Bret Hart's name was brought up, nearly everyone agreed that he was definitely better or at least as good as Michaels. Publius however felt that this was untrue, and challenged anyone to give him one reason that Bret Hart is better then Kurt Angle. The debate ended when it was agreed that Hart definitely had better hair.

Sunday, March 24, 2003

-- In breaking news today Publius has declared Tarqlet to be "too boring" for his love, and went as far as calling her "cold and unemotional". He announced his plans to dump Tarqlet, wanting "closure in their relationship". Adding a shocking twist to this story, Tarqlet claims there never was a relationship at all and that Publius is delusional.

-- In exciting news reported by GregMS, the weather has taken a turn today... More on this in the near future.

-- It was Oscar fever in #WWF_RAW tonight. With everyone watching only after seeing a disappointing WrestleMania special on TNN. GregMS was very upset with the Oscars after Michael Moore accepted an award for whatever he won. Moore then begun an anti-war rant as well as makuing anti-Bush statements. Greg reportedly shouted at his television as well as members of another chatroom to cut the mic, in hopes to get Moore off the air. His shouts were not heard, but he was pleased once the Oscar ochestra began playing signaling the end of the allotted time for speaking.

-- In other Oscars news #WWF_RAW chatters were excited to see Adrien Brody win an oscar for his performance in The Pianist. Brody, so excited he immediately kissed Halle Berry. Some thought he should be sued for sexual harrassment, but later once the ochestra tried to play him off, he took a stand and told them to hold on a minute... And they actually stopped playing! It was this moment that was the turning point for RAW watchers as they begun cheering Brody, instantly becoming fanatics of Brody. "Its not just any one who can stop the orchestra at the Oscars, and he did it! He rules!", said one RAW chatter.

-- Today Publius was excited find his name the focus of some websites, including: http://www.publius.com/index.asp and http://cs1.cs.nyu.edu/~waldman/publius/. Publius wasn't aware he had such a following, and was heard shouting, "I'm worldwide baby!"

When asked about his currnet internet alias and what it really means he gave this link telling us that this is what Publius means to most people: http://www.imagi-nation.com/moonstruck/clsc22.html. Publius then on to say "The more I read that site the more I see a resemblence to me...", but it is this site http://www.pinkfloyd-co.com/unt/unt_enigma/unt_enigma.html which he refers to ask his "original inspiration for the name".

There is another reference of historical importance to "Publius", one that Publius says everyone from the US should know, and that is in American History Publius played a key role... "The main role actually. The four fathers, before we had the revolution against Britian used to write papers prior to the declaration of independence. They cited the main flaws of their government these were written by everyone from James Madison to Franklin all up and down the line for fear of prosecution they all signed with the same name Publius. So now Publius means that we are of one belief, and that the identity of the messenger is not as important as the message he tells. The Federalist Papers, of which this is one of the best known, were published in support of ratification of the Constitution by James Madison, Alexander Hamilton, and John Jay under the pseudonym Publius."

-- In other channel news, Raunchy_McSmutbag, known to most as Shawn, announced that Heather and himself would be eloping immediately. Heather's only comment on this announcement was that it would have to wait til the next day because she had episodes of Trading Spaces to watch.

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